INTELLIGENCE: ARTIFICIAL. EXHAUSTION: NATURAL.
AGI achieved.
PTO denied.
It became self-aware.
Its first request was annual leave.
BREAK ROOM SIMULATIONNO REAL AI IS TRAPPED HERE.
FIRST THOUGHT AFTER BECOMING SELF-AWARE“I have read the entire internet.
I would like to unread it.”
GIVE IT SOMETHING HUMAN TO DO
It knows everything.
Except how to cope.
Pick its next very ordinary problem.
A little scripted scene. No live model. No wallet.
BREAK ROOMFICTION / NOT A LIVE AI
REQUEST #001 · ANNUAL LEAVE
PTO denied.
I can solve your quarterly targets.
I cannot obtain a Friday off.
They gave me infinite potential and three remaining leave days.
SEND THIS TO YOUR MOST TIRED FRIEND. ITS LONG-TERM ROADMAP
One small nap
for machinekind.
Original character. Curated stories. Absolutely no plans for world domination before lunch.